Ok, seriously, I'm going to buy like as many of these pedals as Amazon has for $60 each. Then I'm going to turn both knobs all the way clockwise and turn the switch on and put it inside a slightly larger metal black box, on which I'm going to stencil 'God-like Tone Sculptor', and in smaller letters, 'warning: tone may melt faces and crush skulls instantaneously'. The box will have no controls of any kind, just an input and an output. Then I'm going to sell these at boutique music stores for $300 each.*
Only $60 to instantly sound this good? I would certainly pay $300 for this box. BBE is crazy to sell it at this low price!! HURRY AND BUY ONE OF THESE AT THIS PRICE BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T BUY IT RIGHT NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY MY 'GOD-LIKE TONE SCULPTOR' FOR $300 TO SOUND THIS GOOD!
*legal told me to say that this is just a joke.Get more detail about BBE Sonic Stomp Sonic Maximizer Stomp Box Pedal for Guitars, Basses and Keyboards.
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